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How to Start a Fight!

Post by SunFan on Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:05 am


One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas present...
The next year, I didn't buy her a present.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the one I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer... Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.
So, I bought her bathroom scales.
And then the fight started......
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